The latest "thing" at my house, is that several of our neighbor boys have taught Bryce how to do the "underarm poot" - you know, the thing where you put your hand under your armpit and pump your arm thus producing a noise that makes everyone laugh. It took Bryce a while to get it, but now he is a professional. Just what I wanted in my house.
Well, it wasn't long before I saw Ethan attempting to learn the same trick. Then one day, I heard it. He was SO proud. He would pump his little arm, and out would come THE NOISE. Then I happened to notice that THE NOISE was a little bit delayed... the arm would stop pumping and out would come a little....pfft.
"ETHAN!!! Are you REALLY pooting????"
"Are you sure? "
Turns out, Ethan is able to pass gas, for real, on demand. Just what I wanted in my house.
"Ethan, How are you able to have that much gas???"
"Cause God made me that way!"